To save you
from waiting any longer for the Christmas cracker jokes at the dining table,
here are some to have you groaning now.
One you can use any year:
Many people will stop
everything at 3pm on Christmas Day to listen to Her Majesty’s annual address to
the nation. But what does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast? The One Show!
Here’s one with perhaps a certain generational
appeal:
Why did Harry Styles fail at
being Santa?
Because he can only use the
chimney in One Direction.
But here’s
the most vicious I’ve come across yet:
Father Christmas is forced
to have an official from the Aviation Authority check his sleigh to make sure
it’s airworthy. The official checks out the sleigh on the ground then sits
beside Father Christmas for a test flight. Suddenly Father Christmas notices
the official has a revolver in his pocket. ‘What’s that for?’ he asks. ‘You’re
not a hijacker are you?’ ‘No,’ replies the official. ‘But we have to see how
you handle this craft when you lose an engine on take-off.’
The Christmas story begins with a call from officialdom:
In those days a decree went out from Emperor Augustus that all the world
should be registered. This was the first registration and was taken while
Quirinius was governor of Syria. All went to their own towns to be registered.
The Emperor proclaims that everybody within his dominions
has to take part in a census. Count your subjects and you can tax them more
efficiently. The Gospel reading tonight tells us this is how the birth of Jesus
came to take place in Bethlehem. Mary
and Joseph might have been living in Nazareth but that’s not the original
family home - so off they go to Bethlehem. And there Jesus is born, as the
angels proclaim to shepherds in their fields:
To you, in David's town, this day
is born of David's line
a Saviour, who is Christ the Lord;
and this shall be the sign:
is born of David's line
a Saviour, who is Christ the Lord;
and this shall be the sign:
There’s a certain irony in this - or a sense of history
not going full circle but entering into a spiral. Joseph is descended from King
David whose home was Bethlehem - so to Bethlehem he goes with Mary to be
counted in for the census. Read the story of King David in the Old Testament
and you find that almost the last thing he
did was to declare a census throughout his lands of Israel and Judah. Not
everyone thinks it’s a good idea, but David gets it into his head that it’s
God’s will to count his people. Not only does it tell him how big his Kingdom
is. It tells him of the power at his
disposal: 800,000 soldiers able to draw the sword in Israel and a further
500,000 in Judah.
It’s rather frightening to think that in such a small
country so many men could be mobilised for war. The Emperor Augustus wants to
know how many subjects he can tax.
King David wants to find out how many he can call on to fight. In fact David comes to regret what he has done as an act of
self-aggrandisement. He’s putting his own power and prestige above the honour
due to God. He’s forgetting that his authority and power come ultimately from
God - they are not his to use in just any way he might decide for himself.
But don’t these actions of a Roman Emperor and an
Israelite King tell us so much that’s true of our world today? Without revenue
- without tax - how is a government to
provide for its people?... though most of what we’re hearing in the news
these days is of how our political leaders plan to reduce the deficit, rather
than meet the cost of health and social care. And the numbering of King David’s
troops has its echoes in all our concerns for national security in a world where so many people suffer from
capricious violence and oppression fomented by those who possess the weapons of
force and are able to direct people willing to use them.
The censuses called by King David and the Emperor Augustus
are reminders of the ways of earthly rulers. They get their way because of the
temporal powers they possess. But born in the line of David’s descendants -
born in Bethlehem because of Emperor Augustus’s command - Jesus enters the
story to reveal a new sort of Kingship. The hope of the Jewish people was that
a Messiah would rise up amongst them as their leader - and that he would be
born of David’s family. One King had led them for a short time to be a united
people, victorious on the battlefield. Another King, they hoped, would lead
them to bring freedom from being a captive people. Now Jesus is born - one
whose name translates into a promise that he would save his people.
But Jesus comes as a Saviour with a difference. Born in
the poor town of Bethlehem with an animal trough for his first bed, he has no
trappings of royal kingship. When wise men come from the East looking for a
King whose birth has been heralded by a new star in the sky, they go to Herod’s
palace in Jerusalem. But he is not there. They need to travel on to humbler
surroundings in a village on the city’s outskirts. And while the Emperor
Augustus allowed himself to be proclaimed a god, Jesus comes - the Son of God -
but laying aside his divine prerogatives to be born as any one of us, the son
of Mary.
Wise men will visit the child of Bethlehem - in due
course. But the first visitors to the new-born king are not royal courtiers,
but shepherds, called from fields where they had tended their flocks. Shepherds
were the outsiders of their day - not only economically poor but spiritually on
the edge as well, unable to keep the ritual requirements of their religion. But
they are the ones who first hear the
message of Christ’s birth - and hear it from an angel, a messenger of God. They
might be the last people who would expect to receive a divine revelation… And then there’s a whole host of angels before them. The Bible’s word for “host” perhaps
translates better as “army” - an army of
angels; and they bring a call to follow a new King.
It’s a call that we need to hear as well. God has touched
this world in a way that had never been done before. He wants to establish his
ways not by force but by the changing of hearts. Because in Jesus we see how
divine power can make itself able to enter into the fullness of humanity:
Welcome, all Wonders in one sight!
Eternity shut in a span.
Summer to winter, day in night,
Heaven in earth, and God in man.
Great little One! Whose all-embracing birth
Lifts earth to heaven, stoops heaven to earth.
Eternity shut in a span.
Summer to winter, day in night,
Heaven in earth, and God in man.
Great little One! Whose all-embracing birth
Lifts earth to heaven, stoops heaven to earth.
God looks on us now with the eyes of a child. The manger
is at such a height that kneeling shepherds may look into the eyes of God. May
we too look - and learn what it is to be his people, and he our King.
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